Phillip Caudell 
@phill@mastodon.notsobig.co
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Building that new email app.
Swift and rollercoasters are my thing.
Recovering VC.
Joined Nov 2022
Our long ScrollView nightmare is finally over: an actual contentOffset!
https://developer.apple.com/documentation/swiftui/scrollgeometry/contentoffset?changes=latest_minor
The best thing announced today: I can finally use Grindr from my Mac!
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Looking forward to the skit at the start of the keynote with all the third party developers in a hydraulic press.
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Apple’s told us many times their goal is for Notarization to take “a few hours” max, but so far every AltStore app submission (from both us and 3rd party devs) has taken multiple weeks 🙃
https://fosstodon.org/@altstore/112486085494364227
i live in a totally normal city
https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/london-mayoral-election-count-binface-151534829.html
Evri saying “We’ve got your parcel” feels more like a threat than anything else
(I like Gruber and I understand his sentiment but the way I cackled at that punchline 😂)
*highlights a thing that is ✨literally✨ happening now on the App Store*
Gruber: A TASTE OF THINGS TO COME WITHOUT THE APP STORE
https://daringfireball.net/linked/2024/03/12/dealmachine-wtf
Man I would save so much time if I just did things right the first time.
And for the record, I think some devs SHOULD be treated differently.
It makes sense for Apple to help Spotify have the best app possible because guess what: IT HELPS TO SELL IPHONES.
No one is buying a phone they can’t run apps on. Apple’s position of “be grateful” is just detached from reality at this point. Totally bizarre.
Of course it’s kinda funny that even within a single press release they can’t make a coherent argument.
“Everyone is equal! Except for some select developers. And everyone loves the App Store! Except when we got so much ‘feedback’ we had to change it.”
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Guys I can’t see the “FedEx me an Apple Engineer” option in App Store Connect??
“developers compete on a level playing field”
“We’ve even flown our engineers to Stockholm to help”
Found this little baby in our garden. No microchip. No response to posters I put up. Shelter said they are full.
I guess I have a kitty now…?
Finally got around to watching The Curse finale…
🥇 NEW FEAR UNLOCKED
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no shade but i really like how they have every former apple designer under the sun working on this thing and these are the UI sounds humane came up with
Admin
🏳️🌈 Founder / Maker
Building that new email app.
Swift and rollercoasters are my thing.
Recovering VC.
Joined Nov 2022
