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“developers compete on a level playing field”

“We’ve even flown our engineers to Stockholm to help”

apple.com/uk/newsroom/2024/03/

· Edited · · Ivory for iOS · 3 · 1 · 11

Guys I can’t see the “FedEx me an Apple Engineer” option in App Store Connect??

Of course it’s kinda funny that even within a single press release they can’t make a coherent argument.

“Everyone is equal! Except for some select developers. And everyone loves the App Store! Except when we got so much ‘feedback’ we had to change it.”

😂

And for the record, I think some devs SHOULD be treated differently.

It makes sense for Apple to help Spotify have the best app possible because guess what: IT HELPS TO SELL IPHONES.

No one is buying a phone they can’t run apps on. Apple’s position of “be grateful” is just detached from reality at this point. Totally bizarre.

@jknlsn I think you’re supposed to say “Tim Cook” three times whilst looking into a mirror on a full moon.

@phill ah damn, that must be where I went wrong. It was only a waning moon

@phill yeah they are getting themselves deep into blizzaro land here and if Tim Apple doesn’t start turning this around I’m gonna start questioning his sense of reality.

@phill Oh wow! That is such an un-Apple response. You can sense the anger.

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